Winners in our hearts

They didn't win on November 3, but their stores are still open. These Democrats came up short and are still selling funny, charming gear. Many campaigns finish an election with bills to pay, so a tee or a koozie from a losing campaign goes a long way. Click an item to open it on the candidate's store.

14 items from 7 Democratic campaigns that lost on Nov 3, 2026. Results as reported Nov 7, 2026. We did not verify any campaign's finances.

"Sorry about Mike Flood" tee
Chris BackemeyerU.S. House · NE-1Lost to Rep. Mike Flood, about 50 to 46
"Sorry about Mike Flood" tee$33.00

An apology tee for your congressman, worn proudly by a district that wanted a different one.

"It's Cool to Care" tee
Leila StatonState House · IA-54Lost to Josh Meggers, about 66 to 34
"It's Cool to Care" tee$26.00

A purple tee that makes caring about things the coolest thing you can do at school pickup.

Stick Figure tee
Leila StatonState House · IA-54Lost to Josh Meggers, about 66 to 34
Stick Figure tee$26.00

Minimalist doodle energy: a campaign shirt that looks drawn by the nicest kid in class.

"Just In The Black" tee
John NorwoodState Treasurer · IALost to Roby Smith by about one point
"Just In The Black" tee$31.00

A treasurer's pun on being in the black, printed on a black shirt, from a race decided by under 10,000 votes.

"Affordability Is Not Red or Blue" tee
John NorwoodState Treasurer · IALost to Roby Smith by about one point
"Affordability Is Not Red or Blue" tee$31.00

A wholesome bipartisan wardrobe staple: everyone likes cheaper groceries.

"Clean Water for Iowa Kids" tee
Chris JonesSecretary of Agriculture · IALost to Mike Naig
"Clean Water for Iowa Kids" tee$25.00

A farm-state ag candidate whose slogan is basically 'let the kids drink the water.' Hard to argue with.

"Let's Grow Iowa Together" tee
Dave DawsonU.S. House · IA-4Lost to Chris McGowan in an open seat
"Let's Grow Iowa Together" tee$35.00

A kelly-green shirt with a cornfield-friendly slogan that is hopeful in a way that is hard to resist.

"I'm Voting For The Farmer" sticker 4-pack
Jamie DavisU.S. Senate · LALost to Julia Letlow, about 51 to 49
"I'm Voting For The Farmer" sticker 4-pack$12.00

Four stickers for twelve bucks, so you can declare you voted for the farmer on the truck, the cooler and the toolbox.

"It's OK, you can vote for the farmer" sticker
Jamie DavisU.S. Senate · LALost to Julia Letlow, about 51 to 49
"It's OK, you can vote for the farmer" sticker$6.00

A permission slip for fence-sitting Louisiana voters, on a bumper sticker.

"Disclaimer" tee
Chris JonesU.S. House · AR-2Lost to Rep. French Hill, about 51 to 49
"Disclaimer" tee$36.00

The back reads 'DISCLAIMER: Arkansas can't be boxed in.' Fine print that is really a love letter to the state.

"Disclaimer" tote
Chris JonesU.S. House · AR-2Lost to Rep. French Hill, about 51 to 49
"Disclaimer" tote$32.00

The same wry joke on a sturdy canvas tote for carrying your farmers market haul with a wink.

"You deserve to have nice things" dad hat
Angie NixonU.S. Senate · FLLost to Ashley Moody, about 51 to 48
"You deserve to have nice things" dad hat$30.00

A dad hat whose whole platform is gently telling you that you deserve nice things. Hard to argue with.

"Medicare For Y'all" hat
Angie NixonU.S. Senate · FLLost to Ashley Moody, about 51 to 48
"Medicare For Y'all" hat$30.00

A Southern-accented health care demand stitched onto a hat, because 'y'all' is the most persuasive pronoun in the South.

"Florida Needs to Get the FLOCK Out!" tee
Angie NixonU.S. Senate · FLLost to Ashley Moody, about 51 to 48
"Florida Needs to Get the FLOCK Out!" tee$30.00

A pun-packed protest tee with a bold exclamation point, from a candidate who clearly enjoys a rhyme.